Humor and Satire

How to Make the Most of Soup Season –The Belladonna, October 2022

I’m the $500 Gucci Baby Shoes on Your Friend’s Baby Registry, and It’s Time for You to Pay Up –Slackjaw, September 2022

If Nickelback Wrote “Photograph” in the Age of Social Media –MuddyUm, August 2022

My Job Is Amazing Even Though My Boss Is A Bloodthirsty Hammerhead Shark –Points in Case, July 2022

This Is Your University Alumni Foundation, and We Will Aggressively Beg You for Money for the Rest of Your Life –Slackjaw, June 2022

Classic Children’s Songs Rewritten to Capture the Inconveniences of Adulthood –Little Old Lady Comedy, May 2022

9 Amazing Vacation Destinations to Check Your Work Email –Points in Case, May 2022

Clickbait Word Problems –The Belladonna, April 2022

AITA for Asking My Gorgon Girlfriend to Clean Her Snake-Hairs Off the Floor? –McSweeney’s, March 2022

Today’s Obituaries, Sponsored by Jimmy John’s –Greener Pastures, February 2022

I’m The $50 Hollister T-Shirt You Bought In Seventh Grade, And I Can’t Believe You Never Became Popular –Slackjaw, January 2022

Practical Course Requirements for Your English Degree –The Belladonna, December 2021

I Absolutely Must Have This Conversation with You in This Public Restroom –Slackjaw, December 2021

As a Man, I’ve Decided Women’s Pants Shouldn’t Have Pockets: A Business Meeting –Little Old Lady Comedy, November 2021

Scary Halloween Costumes for Fiction Writers –Slackjaw, October 2021

A Guide to Strong and Weak Passwords from Someone Who Definitely Didn’t Murder Her Husband –Points in Case, October 2021

I’m the $300 Fork on Your Friend’s Wedding Registry, and It Looks Like You’re Stuck with Me –Slackjaw, September 2021

Here’s How to Overcome Perfectionism–So You Better Not Screw It Up, Moron –Slackjaw, August 2021

Items to Buy at Walgreens to Hide the Fact that You’re Also Buying Tampons, You Dirty Female –Little Old Lady Comedy, August 2021

Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!) –McSweeney’s, July 2021

I Am Out of the Office–but Please Contact Me Anytime (Really, Anytime) –Points in Case, July 2021

Perfectly Good Reasons These Baby Names Are Off-Limits –Slackjaw, June 2021

Things You Can Do After You’re Halfway Vaccinated –Points in Case, May 2021

7 Fun ‘n’ Flirty Dresses That Will Later Make People Say “No Wonder She Was Raped!” –Little Old Lady Comedy, May 2021

We Must Protect the Elderly from COVID-19 by Not Visiting Them, So That When This Pandemic Is Over, We Can Continue Not to Visit Them –Points in Case, April 2021

Fiction

The Life of Janie Mendoza –Ember Journal, May 2021

The Cherry Factory –Literary Yard, October 2019

To the Girl Who Stole My Snack Pack Chocolate Pudding Cup on the School Bus on the First Day of Second Grade –Flash Fiction Magazine, June 2018

That Awkward Moment When You Have to Cough during Class but You Try to Hold It In Because You’ve Already Coughed Once and Don’t Want to Draw More Attention to Yourself –The Bookends Review, December 2017