Humor and Satire
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
Fuck It, I’m Making a Funfetti Cake (featured in A Newsletter of Humorous Writing, April 2023)
AITA for Asking My Gorgon Girlfriend to Clean Her Snake-Hairs Off the Floor?
The Belladonna Comedy
Everything This Guy Knows About Miscarriages
How to Make the Most of Soup Season (a 2022 Belladonna editors’ pick)
Points in Case
18 Ways to Repurpose Your Bridesmaid Dress After the Wedding
I’ll Carry All My Groceries Inside in One Trip, Even If It Kills Me (featured in the Greener Pastures Magic Monday roundup, Yapjaw newsletter, and A Newsletter of Humorous Writing, February 2023)
My Job Is Amazing Even Though My Boss Is A Bloodthirsty Hammerhead Shark
9 Amazing Vacation Destinations to Check Your Work Email
A Guide to Strong and Weak Passwords from Someone Who Definitely Didn’t Murder Her Husband
I Am Out of the Office–but Please Contact Me Anytime (Really, Anytime)
Things You Can Do After You’re Halfway Vaccinated
Slackjaw
Coffee Shop Orders of Famous Writers
Did My Husband Just Break Every Bone in His Body, or Does He Have a Tiny Cold? (featured in the Greener Pastures Magic Monday roundup, January 2023)
I’m the $500 Gucci Baby Shoes on Your Friend’s Baby Registry, and It’s Time for You to Pay Up
I Absolutely Must Have This Conversation with You in This Public Restroom
Scary Halloween Costumes for Fiction Writers
I’m the $300 Fork on Your Friend’s Wedding Registry, and It Looks Like You’re Stuck with Me
Here’s How to Overcome Perfectionism–So You Better Not Screw It Up, Moron (featured in A Newsletter of Humorous Writing, April 2021)
Little Old Lady Comedy
Classic Children’s Songs Rewritten to Capture the Inconveniences of Adulthood
As a Man, I’ve Decided Women’s Pants Shouldn’t Have Pockets: A Business Meeting
Items to Buy at Walgreens to Hide the Fact that You’re Also Buying Tampons, You Dirty Female
7 Fun ‘n’ Flirty Dresses That Will Later Make People Say “No Wonder She Was Raped!”
Jane Austen’s Wastebasket
Anne Hathaway or Anne Hathaway?
Greener Pastures
The Taylor Swift Eras Tour Ticketmaster Drama, Retold in Taylor Swifties
Fiction
Ember Journal
Flash Fiction Magazine
The Bookends Review
Literary Yard