Humor and Satire

Points in Case

18 Ways to Repurpose Your Bridesmaid Dress After the Wedding

I’ll Carry All My Groceries Inside in One Trip, Even If It Kills Me (featured in the Greener Pastures Magic Monday roundup, Yapjaw newsletter, and A Newsletter of Humorous Writing, February 2023)

My Job Is Amazing Even Though My Boss Is A Bloodthirsty Hammerhead Shark

9 Amazing Vacation Destinations to Check Your Work Email

A Guide to Strong and Weak Passwords from Someone Who Definitely Didn’t Murder Her Husband

I Am Out of the Office–but Please Contact Me Anytime (Really, Anytime)

Things You Can Do After You’re Halfway Vaccinated

We Must Protect the Elderly from COVID-19 by Not Visiting Them, So That When This Pandemic Is Over, We Can Continue Not to Visit Them


Coffee Shop Orders of Famous Writers

Did My Husband Just Break Every Bone in His Body, or Does He Have a Tiny Cold? (featured in the Greener Pastures Magic Monday roundup, January 2023)

I’m the $500 Gucci Baby Shoes on Your Friend’s Baby Registry, and It’s Time for You to Pay Up

This Is Your University Alumni Foundation, and We Will Aggressively Beg You for Money for the Rest of Your Life

I’m The $50 Hollister T-Shirt You Bought In Seventh Grade, And I Can’t Believe You Never Became Popular

I Absolutely Must Have This Conversation with You in This Public Restroom

Scary Halloween Costumes for Fiction Writers

I’m the $300 Fork on Your Friend’s Wedding Registry, and It Looks Like You’re Stuck with Me

Here’s How to Overcome Perfectionism–So You Better Not Screw It Up, Moron (featured in A Newsletter of Humorous Writing, April 2021)

Perfectly Good Reasons These Baby Names Are Off-Limits