Humor and Satire

As a Man, I’ve Decided Women’s Pants Shouldn’t Have Pockets: A Business Meeting –Little Old Lady Comedy, November 2021

Scary Halloween Costumes for Fiction Writers –Slackjaw, October 2021

A Guide to Strong and Weak Passwords from Someone Who Definitely Didn’t Murder Her Husband –Points in Case, October 2021

I’m the $300 Fork on Your Friend’s Wedding Registry, and It Looks Like You’re Stuck with Me –Slackjaw, September 2021

Here’s How to Overcome Perfectionism–So You Better Not Screw It Up, Moron –Slackjaw, August 2021

Items to Buy at Walgreens to Hide the Fact that You’re Also Buying Tampons, You Dirty Female –Little Old Lady Comedy, August 2021

Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!) –McSweeney’s, July 2021

I Am Out of the Office–but Please Contact Me Anytime (Really, Anytime) –Points in Case, July 2021

Perfectly Good Reasons These Baby Names Are Off-Limits –Slackjaw, June 2021

Things You Can Do After You’re Halfway Vaccinated –Points in Case, May 2021

7 Fun ‘n’ Flirty Dresses That Will Later Make People Say “No Wonder She Was Raped!” –Little Old Lady Comedy, May 2021

We Must Protect the Elderly from COVID-19 by Not Visiting Them, So That When This Pandemic Is Over, We Can Continue Not to Visit Them –Points in Case, April 2021

Fiction

The Life of Janie Mendoza –Ember Journal, May 2021

To the Girl Who Stole My Snack Pack Chocolate Pudding Cup on the School Bus on the First Day of Second Grade –Flash Fiction Magazine, June 2018

That Awkward Moment When You Have to Cough during Class but You Try to Hold It In Because You’ve Already Coughed Once and Don’t Want to Draw More Attention to Yourself –The Bookends Review, December 2017